A librarian is woken up in the middle of the night by a phone call.
“What time does the library open?” the man on the phone asked.
Annoyed, the librarian composed himself before he answered.
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“9 am,” he said. “And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?”
“Not until 9 am?” the man asked in a disappointed voice.
The librarian began to get angry.
“No, not until 9 am!” said the librarian. “You can’t get in by then so you’ll just have to wait!”
“Who said I wanted to get in?” the man sighed sadly. “I want to get out.”
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Is It Because I’m Blonde?
A girl came skipping home from school one day.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl said.
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” said the mommy.
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
“Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!”
“Very good,” said her mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!”
And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
“Ah, yes, very good,” said her embarrassed mother.
“Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?”
“No dear, it’s because you’re 24.”
