A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology lessons.
She started her class by saying, “Anyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!”
After a few seconds …
Jimmy stood up.
The teacher said,…
“Do you think you’re stupid, Little Johnny?”
Jimmy said:,…
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
Teacher Asks Student If He Knows His Numbers
Sixth-grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class, “Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
No one raises their hand, so she calls on the first student to look her way. “Mary, can you tell me which organ of the human body expands up to ten times its normal size when stimulated?”
Mary stands up and blushes with anger. “How dare you ask such a question?” She says. “I’m going to complain to my parents who will complain to the principal, who will have you fired!”
Mrs. Sampson is shocked by Mary’s reaction but fearless. She asks the class again, and this time Sam raises his hand.
Yes, Sam? “says Mrs. Sampson.” Ma’am, the correct answer is the iris of the human eye.”
“Correctly, Sam. Thank you.”
Mrs. Sampson then turns to Mary and says, “Mary, I have three things to tell you. First, it is clear that you haven’t done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And, third, I’m afraid one day you are going to be sadly disappointed.”
LOL!!!
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