An old man was eating at a truck stop when three bikers walked in.
The first approached the old man, pushed his c-igarette into the old man’s pie, then sat down at the counter.
The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man’s milk and then he took a seat at the counter.
The third approached the old man, turned over the old man’s plate, then sat down at the counter.
The onlookers were completely shocked by the behavior of the men, but the old man didn’t seem to be fazed in the slightest.
Without a word of protest, he quietly left the diner.
Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, “Hm, not much of a man, was he?”
The waitress replied, “Not much of a truck driver either. He just backed his truck over three motorcycles.”
LOL!!
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An Old Man Walked Into The Bank.
An old man went to a bank to withdraw money.
The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.”
The bank teller told him, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”
The elderly man then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told him, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old man. The elderly man remained silent.
But he returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old man, “I’m sorry, sir, you have £80,000 in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The elderly man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told him, “Any amount up to £5000.”
The old man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw £5000 from his account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old man respectfully. The elderly man put £10 in his bag and asked the teller to return the remaining £4990 to her account.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
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