An Irishman and his son went to the zoo at weekend.
A sign says, “Feed the elephant a bun to get your age.”
The little boy was so curious, so he gives the elephant a bun and it stomps its foot 6 times.
“Wow,” says the boy, “That’s right I am 6. You have a go Dad!”
So the Irish chap gives the elephant a bun.
A moment later the elephant farts and stomps twice.
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“Bajaysus, that’s right!” Said the father. “I am farty two!”
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A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
A man in the desert rents out a camel to ride on.
The rental guy asks, “Have you ever ridden one of these?”
The man replies, “No”.
“It’s simple. If you say Woah, it will walk. If you say Woah Woah, it will run. If you say Woah Woah Woah, it will run so fast you have to pray to god to stop”.
The man hops on the camel and says, “Woah”.
The camel starts walking.
He says, “Woah Woah”.
The camel starts running.
He says, “Woah Woah Woah”.
The camel runs so fast the man has to pray to God to stop.
Now it’s a good thing he did that because the camel stopped right at the edge of a cliff.
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The man looked down the ravine with wide eyes and said, “Woah!”
