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A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 shots of Whiskey

A man walks into a bar and briskly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.

The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up. The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, “again.”

The bartender looks a little surprised, but lines of 12 more shots. The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.”

The bartender, visibly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar. The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.”

The bartender says “hold up man! You gotta slow down!” The man says “trust me, if you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too.”

“My God,” says the bartender, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, “what do you HAVE?” “A dollar.”

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A blonde wanted to earn some money

A blonde wanted to earn some money, she decided to become a handyman type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

“How about 50 dollars?” said the blonde.

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”

The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’ve finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the 50 dollars.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari!”

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