Home Life Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

Three blondes were having a picnic in the park.

One of them took out a can of “one-calorie” diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.

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“I wonder who got the calorie?” she asked.

The Bear and His Freezer

A polar bear carries a large freezer into an ice factory.

On his way inside, he’s stopped by a penguin wearing a tie and a name tag and carrying a clipboard.

“Why are you bringing a freezer into an ice factory??” The penguin asked.

“I’m a new hire,” the polar bear replied, “I brought it with me because back home it freezes EVERYTHING. I thought it’d help me do my new job better.”

“Oh…Oh!” The penguin says, “I get it. I think there must be a misunderstanding. You brought it to ‘make’ the ice but it’s your job to ‘BREAK’ the ice.”

“Oh.” Said the Polar Bear. Then after a small pause, he says, “So, why did the polar bear carry a freezer into the ice factory?”

 

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