Home Life A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday.

A white-haired old man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday.

An old, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store on a Friday with a beautiful young lady at his side.

“I’m looking for a special ring for my girlfriend,” he said.

Our jeweler looked through our stock and took out an outstanding ring priced at $5,000.

“I don’t think you understand – I want something very unique,” the man said.

At that, our now very excited jeweler went and fetched our special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at $40,000.”

The girl’s eyes sparkled, and the man said that he would take it.

“How are you paying?” asked our jeweler.

“I’ll pay by check, but of course, the bank will want to make sure that everything is in order, so I’ll write a check and you can phone the bank tomorrow, and then I’ll fetch the ring on Monday.”

Monday morning, our very disappointed jeweler phoned the man.

“You lied, there’s no money in that account.”

“I know, sorry, but can you imagine what a FANTASTIC weekend I had?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

An Old Man Was Sitting At A Bar.

An old man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered.

She was so striking that the elderly man couldn’t take his eyes away from her.

The young woman noticed his overly attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could apologize for being so rude, the young woman said to him, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition.”

Stunned, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The old man considered her proposition for a moment, withdrew his wallet from his pocket, and slowly counted out five $20 bills, which he pressed into the young woman’s hand.

He looked into her eyes and slowly, meaningfully said, “Paint my house.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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