A woman wanted to buy frozen turkeys

While picking up a turkey for this Thanksgiving, I overheard this gem.

A woman was picking through the frozen turkeys at the local supermarket,

But she was having trouble finding one that was large enough for her family.

She decided to ask the shop assistant, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

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The shop assistant replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead..”