These two welders are helping a friend fit out his new store ready for opening. They take a break sitting in the window of the shop.
The first welder says, “You watch. I bet some old fogey comes up and asks us what we’re selling.”
Sure enough, a little old lady walks up to the window and asks them what they’re selling.
“We’re selling a…s..s..ho….le…s,” replies the first welder sarcastically, much to the amusement of his friend.
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The little old lady says, “You must be doing well – you’ve only got two left!”
A blonde woman bought a MAGNOLIA TREE
A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs.
She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.
“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.
“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”
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“Autumn!” he said.
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