The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees.
She explained that “When a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from its nest.”
Little Johnny – at the back of the class – raises his hand and asks the teacher, “Are you sure about the stork, miss?”
“I think you’re getting your birds mixed up.”
“My big sister just got a little baby and she said it came from a black pecker at the beach!”
LOL!! So cute!!
Teacher says to Little Johnny.
“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.
“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.
The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?
“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.
“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.
The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.
“Freddy,” he says.
“What does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.
“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.
“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”
“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
