Home Life A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots.

A man walks into a bar and orders 12 expensive whiskey shots.

A man walks into a bar and quickly orders 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots.

The bartender lines 12 up shot glasses and fills them up.

The man quickly downs all 12 of them back to back and taps the bar, “again.”

The bartender looks a little surprised but lines up 12 more shots.

The man quickly fired all 12 of the most expensive whiskey shots and hit the bar again.

The bartender, clearly concerned, fills up 12 more shots and lines them on the bar.

The man quickly downs all 12 shots and hits the bar, “again.”

The bartender says, “hold up man! You gotta slow down!”

The man said, “Believe me, if you had what I had, you’d be drinking this fast too.”

“My God,” the bartender says, quietly leaning over the bar he asks, “what do you HAVE?”

“A dollar.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A man walks into a bar and orders a couple of beers

A man walks into a bar, drinks a couple of beers, and prepares to leave.

The bartender tells him that he owes $9.

“But I paid, don’t you remember?” says the customer.

“Okay,” says the bartender, “If you said you paid, you did.”

The man goes outside and tells the first person he sees that the bartender can’t keep track of whether his customers have paid or not.

The second man walks in, orders a couple of beers, and later pulls the same stunt.

The bartender replies, “OK, if you say you paid, then I suppose you did.”

The customer goes outside and tells a friend how to get free drinks.

The man interrupts, “Don’t bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

The third man hurries into the bar and begins to drink highballs.

The bartender leans over and says, “You know, something funny happened tonight. Two men drank beer, neither paid, and both claimed they had. The next guy who tries that stunt is going to get punched in the — ”

The man interrupts, “Do not bother me with your troubles, bartender. Just give me my change and I’ll be on my way.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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