A juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?” asked the cop.
“I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act.”
“Oh yeah?” said the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.” The juggler got out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
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A couple driving by slows down to watch. “Wow,” said the driver to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!”
A Blonde was digging a hole.
There were 2 blondes…
So I was sitting on a bench in the park one day and I saw 2 blondes working hard at the corner of the park
One was digging a hole and the other would fill it in immediately after the first was done.
This went on for about 2 hours until I walked over and said “Hey, you two are working pretty hard there, but I don’t understand what you are trying to achieve?”
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To which one of the blondes replied “Well there’s usually 3 of us, but the one who plants the trees is off sick today”.
