Home Life I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today…

I took my 7 year old son to the zoo today…

I took my seven-year-old son to the zoo today.

We were walking around and soon he said, “Look, Dad! It’s a frickin’ Elephant!”

I was shocked and slightly angry, as everybody was looking at us.

“What did you just call it?” I asked.

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It’s a frickin’ Elephant, it says so on the picture!” he said, and so it did, A F R I C A N Elephant.

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb.

One of them decides to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We’re three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. Do you put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won’t light up?

Blonde: No, it’s working fine.

Operator: Then what’s the problem?

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Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and around.

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