A little boy and his father are having lunch
The boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
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“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
Little Johnny Is In Grade 7
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in hour, honest, honor, heir.
His English Teacher said,: ” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher: What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
Little Johnny replied: “Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
