A gentleman enters a restaurant and asks the waitress what was on special. She replied, “Today we have lobster tales for 50 cents.”
He said, “I’ll take a dozen!”
She told him since it was a special he would have to pay in advance which he did. Then she said, “Are you ready for your first tale?”
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He assured her he couldn’t wait. Then she began… “Once upon a time, there was this little lobster…..”
A bum asked a man to give him $2 for dinner
A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particular bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars, and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?”
“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said.
“Will you use it to gamble?”
“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend the money on golf?”
“I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
The man said, “Instead of giving you $2, I’m going to take you to my home for a dinner cooked by my wife.”
The bum was surprised. “Won’t your wife be angry with you for bringing me to your home? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”
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The man replied, “That’s okay. I just want her to see what a man who’s given up drinking, gambling, and golf looks like.”
LoLLLL, did you laugh? did you read this joke before?
