Little Mary talking to Little Johnny: I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Little Johnny: That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.
Little Mary: But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!
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Little Johnny: That’s it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.
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A Little Kelly makes a phone call
The local high school has a policy that the parents must call the school if a student is to be absent for the day.
Kelly, deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself. This is the actual conversation of the telephone call.
Kelly: “Hi, I’m calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.
Secretary at high school: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling?”
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Kelly: “This is my mother.”
