A man walks into a car dealership.
A salesman greets him at the door and after some talking, they end up taking a car for a test drive.
“This car is so quiet, sir,” exclaims the salesman, “the ride is calm and relaxing”.
The man shakes his head, “No, I’m buying this car for my wife and I certainly wouldn’t describe her as the ‘quiet and calm’ type”.
The salesman quickly transfers his potential buyer to another car.
“So maybe that would be more her style!” This car is quick, sleek, and agile”.
The man sighs, “No, my wife is definitely not the ‘sleek’ type by any means.”
Frustrated, the salesman transfers the man to a third car, a sure winner.
“Well, sir, I know this car is very popular. Nearly every man who has been here has taken it for a test drive-“
“Sold!”
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Kevin gets a New Secretary.
Kevin gets a New Secretary.
A few days later, his wife learns of this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious questions.
Emma (Kevin’s wife): “Does your new secretary have nice legs?”
Kevin: “I didn’t really notice that.”
Emma: “What color are her eyes?”
Kevin: “I didn’t have time to check.”
Emma: “What colors of nail polish does she use, metallic, gel, or neon?”
Kevin: “Not a clue in the world.”
Emma: “Does she have a local accent?”
Kevin: “I barely spoke to her, so don’t know.”
Emma: “How does she dress?”
Kevin: “Very quickly.”
Kevin’s funeral will be held on Tuesday.
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