A woman who was rather on the large side turned up at the theatre just before the performance was due to start.
She handed the usher two tickets.
The usher asked, “Where’s the other party?”
The woman blushed. “Well, you see one seat’s a bit small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they’re both really for me.”
“That’s fine with me, Ma’am,” the usher replied, scratching his head.
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“There’s just one problem. Your seats are numbers 47 and 65.”
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat-free!”
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“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”
