A blonde walks into a gas station and says to the manager, “I locked my keys in my car. Do you have a coat hanger or something I can stick through the window to unlock the door?”
The manager gives the blonde a bent coat hanger.
A few minutes later, he goes out to check on her.
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As she approaches the blonde working the hanger in the window, he notices another blonde inside the car, coaching “No, no! A little to the left.”
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A blonde woman bought a MAGNOLIA TREE
A blonde woman in Georgia bought a magnolia tree from a local nursery but, after only a few months, its leaves shriveled and it appeared to be on its last legs.
She took some leaf samples back to the nursery and demanded an explanation.
“Oh, I know exactly what’s wrong with your magnolia tree, ma’am,” said the manager.
“Good,” she replied. “What is it?”
