A man walked into the local supermarket.

A man walked into the local supermarket 

He was walking around for about 30 minutes just browsing the items and items of stuff. Finally turning a corner to the vegetable aisle, he spotted a leak on the floor.

So he went to the staff desk and reported a leak in aisle 6, anyway eventually someone came out to look at it.

They told him to point to it. So he did as he spotted it last time.

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The staff member turned to him and said “Sir, that’s a spring onion, not a leek”.

Baggage Check

I fly often for business. Yesterday, I had three bags to check.

I said, “I’d like this bag to go to New Orleans, this one to Seattle, and the third to Chicago.”

The gate agent rolled her eyes and said, “We can’t do that!”

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I said, “Why not? You did it last week.”