Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea.
The second also asks for tea.
“And make sure the glass is clean,” he tells the waiter.
When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, “Which one of you asked for the clean glass?”
Two old ladies are in a restaurant.
One complains, “You know, the food here is just terrible.”
The other shakes her head and adds, “And such small portions.”
Four women share a birthday and always celebrate it together.
For their 40th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the waiters are cute and wear tight pants.
For their 50th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because the prices are reasonable and it has a good wine list.
For their 60th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because it’s quiet and has a nice view.
For their 70th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because it’s wheelchair accessible.
For their 80th birthday they go to the Lakeview restaurant because they’ve never been there before.
Couple in 5-star restaurant
A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant.
When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”
His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”
Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”
