Little Johnny was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in kindergarten.
His grandmother took him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful.
His grandmother said, “doesn’t it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you”?
Little Johnny said, “Yes, God did it and he did it left-handed”.
She was confused a little bit, and she asked him “What makes you say God did this with his left hand”?
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“Well,” said Little Johnny, “we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God’s right hand”!
Loll, did you laugh, we hope this joke made your day!
Five Blondes played a jigsaw puzzle
Five Blondes walk into a bar a sit down at a table.
After a few minutes, they stand up and give each other high fives, and shout “50 days” ” fifty days”.
The bartender wonders what was that all about.
He goes over to the table and says “what are you celebrating? ”
One of the blonds says “we bought a jigsaw puzzle and on the box, it said 2 to 4 years and we did it in 50 days”
