Little Johnny came home from his first day at school with a sad face.
His mother was cooking in the kitchen.
She asked, “Well, what did you learn today?”
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The kid replied, “Not enough. They want me to come back tomorrow.”
A man wore Colonial clothing
A man wore Colonial clothing, guiding tourists through the historic district. Suddenly, he tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital, and as he sat waiting in the emergency room, a policeman
walked by.
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Doing a double-take at him in his 18th-century garb he asked, ‘Just how long have you been waiting?’
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