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The bar offered $1,000 to anyone who could beat the bartender

In a crowd, A man took out a lemon and squeezed it dry.

He said, “If anyone can squeeze a drop out of this lemon, I’ll give them $100”

Many people tried and no one could get any juice out of the lemon.

Finally, a man came up and squeezed out two drops of lemon juice.

The man blinked surprised and asked: “Who are you?”

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The second man replied, “Income tax officer.”

A brunette walks into a bar.

A brunette walks into a bar and says, ”Gimme an M L.”

The bartender says, ” What’s an M L?”

She says, ” A Miller Light.”

Another Brunette walks in and says, “Gimme a B L.”

The bartender says, ”What’s a B L?”

She says, ”Bud Light.”

A dumb blonde walks in and says, ”Gimme a 15.”

The bartender says,” What’s a fifteen?”

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She says,” 7&7, duh!”

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