A skinny lumberjack shows up at a lumber camp looking for work.
He is told, “You don’t have what it takes. We’re looking for someone big and strong.”
The skinny lumberjack replies, “Give me a chance to show you what I can do.”
The boss replies, “Ok, see that giant tree over there, go cut it down.”
The skinny lumberjack cuts it down without breaking a sweat.
“Wow!” says the boss, “Where did you learn how to cut trees like that?”
“In the Sahara Forest.” the lumberjack replies.
“You mean the Sahara Desert?” says the boss.
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“Well sure, that’s what they call it now!” laughs the lumberjack.
All you can drink for a dime
A kid sets up a lemonade stand in front of his house, with a sign that says, “All you can drink for a dime.”
Before too long, a man happens by, sees the sign, and thinks it’s a good deal. He gives the kid a dime and the kid hands him a cup.
The man tosses it back and says, “Hey, that was pretty good. I’ll have another.”
The kid says, “That’ll be another dime.”
“Now wait a minute,” says the man, “your sign says ‘all I can drink for a dime.’”
“But you just had a cup, didn’t you?” asked the kid.
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“Yeah.”
“Well, that’s all you can drink for a dime.”
