Zebra 1 asks, “Hey, do you think I’m white with black stripes or black with white stripes?”
Zebra 2 responds, “I don’t know, why don’t you go ask God?”
So, zebra 1 goes to God and asks him if he’s white with black stripes or black with white stripes, to which God responds, “You are what you are.”
Later, zebra 1 returns to the field, and Zebra 2 asks, “So, what are you?”
Zebra 1 says, “I’m white with black stripes.”
Zebra 2, looking confused, asks, “How do you know?”
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Zebra 1 says, “Because if I was black with white stripes, God would have said, “You is what you is.””
Quick at math.
Interviewer: “I heard you were extremely quick at math.”
Me: “Yes, as a matter of fact, I am.”
Interviewer: “What’s 14×27?”
Me: “49.”
Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”
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Me: “Yeah, but it was fast.”
