A man has a racehorse, never won a race.
Man in disgust says,” Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning.”
The starting gate opens, and the horses take off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track.
He kicks the horse and asks, “WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING?
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The horse, half asleep says, “I have to get up at three in the morning.”
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life
A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life and goes up to his room.
Five minutes later, he calls the desk and says, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?”
The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?”
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The person says, “Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a “Do not disturb” sign on it.”
