A Blond goes to work with tearful eyes
A blonde goes to work in tears. Her boss asks, “What’s wrong?”
She says, “My mom died.”
He told her to go home, but she said, “No, I’ll be fine.”
Later that day, her boss finds her crying again. He says, “What’s wrong?”
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She replies, “I just talked to my sister, and her mom died, too!“
Little Johnny was at the local supermarket with his parents.
Little Johnny, got tired of walking, so his Dad let Little Johnny sit on his shoulders.
As they walked Little Johnny started pulling his Dad’s hair.
His Dad asked Little Johnny to stop numerous times but he kept on.
Eventually, Little Johnny’s Dad got really annoyed and said, “Son Stop that immediately!”
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“But, Daddy”, Little Johnny replied, “I’m just trying to get my chewing-gum back”.
