A blonde and a brunette are out driving, and the brunette tells the blonde to look out for cops – especially cops with their lights on.
After they’ve been driving for a while, the brunette asks the blonde if she’s seen any cops.
“Yes,” says the blonde.
“Are their lights on?”
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The blonde has to think for a moment, then says, “Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.”
A guy gets shipwrecked on an island with a dog and a goat.
So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.
As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.
However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.
Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.
The man looks to the heavens, thanks God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:
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“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”
