Two old ladies Mary and Claire were talking about their grandchildren.
Mary said,
“Each year I send each of my grandchildren a card with a generous cheque inside. I never hear from them nor receive a thank you message !”
Claire replies.
“I too send them a very generous cheque. I hear from them within a week after they receive it. In fact, they each pay me a personal visit.”
“Wow !, How come ?” remarked Mary
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“Very simple solution, *I don’t sign the cheque.”*
A couple arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car
A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door.
As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
“Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”
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“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”
