A group of boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip.

A group of boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip.

The mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under the blanket to avoid being bitten.

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Then one of the boys saw some fireflies and said to his friend: “We might as well give up. They’re coming after us with flashlights.”

A woman has just won the lottery.

A woman raced her car up her driveway, squealed the brakes, and screeched to a stop.

She ran inside, banged the front door shut, and yelled, “Honey, pack your suitcase! I just won the Powerball!”

Her husband shouted back, “Wow! Really? That’s awesome!! What do you want me to pack? Mountain stuff or Caribbean stuff?

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She shouted back, “I don’t give a flip. Just get the hell out!”