The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
You need to make sure the dog runs around, the doctor said.
Try playing a game of fetch.
I can’t play fetch with my dog, the blonde said.
Why not? the doctor asked.
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Because, she replied, He can’t throw.
A blonde couldn’t drive her car during the night.
A blonde called her car customer service saying she could only drive her car during the day. During the night, it didn’t move at all.
A mechanic comes and after an inspection couldn’t find anything wrong.
“You sure you put the right fuel?”
“Yup. Petrol”
Eventually, he asks her if she’s using the right gears.
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She says, “Of course, I’m not stupid. I’m using D during the day and N during the night”
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