The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.
After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees, and minutes the teacher asked,
“Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north
latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude…?”
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After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, “I guess you’d be eating alone.”
A man got a job as a welder
A man answered an ad that read, “Hiring welders $18-$24 per hour.”
When he arrived he was told he’d have to take a welding test.
He turned in 2 sets of welds. One was a great weld, the other was a mess.
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When the boss asked him why he did this, he replied, “One is $18/hr, the other is $24/hr.”
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