An old man went to a bank to withdraw money.
The old man gave his bank card to a bank teller and said, “I want to withdraw £10.”
The bank teller told him, “For withdrawals less than £100, please use the ATM.”
The elderly man then asked, “Why?”
The teller irritably told him, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” She then returned the card to the old man. The elderly man remained silent.
But he returned the card to the bank teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all my money.”
The teller was amazed when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down, and said to the old man, “I’m sorry, sir, you have £80,000 in your account and our bank doesn’t have much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come back tomorrow?”
The elderly man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?” The teller told him, “Any amount up to £5000.”
The old man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw £5000 from his account.
The teller did so quickly and handed it to the old man respectfully. The elderly man put £10 in his bag and asked the teller to return the remaining £4990 to her account.
Don’t mess with Senior Citizens, they spent a lifetime learning the skills… !!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one day
An older, white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday night with a beautiful young girl at his side.
He told the jeweler he wanted a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and found a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, “No, I would like to see something special.”
The jeweler went to his special stock in the safe and brought another ring back. “This one’s $40,000.”
The young woman’s eyes were sparkling and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man said, “I’ll take it!”
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man said, “By check, but I know you need to make sure my check is good, I’ll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify funds. I’ll pick up the ring on Monday afternoon.”
Monday morning the jeweler from the jewelry store called the old man and said, “There is no money in that account!”
The old man said, “I know, I know, but let me tell you about the weekend I just had!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
