A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, “Where did the car come from?”
He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”
“With what money? his parents asked. “We know what a Porsche costs.”
“Well,” the boy said, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”
The parents began to scream even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?” They asked.
“It was the lady up the street,” said the boy.
“I don’t know her name – they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars.”
“My God!” the mother moaned, “Why does she sell a Porsche for fifteen dollars? Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what’s going on.”
So the boy’s father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her in the yard, where she was quietly planting flowers.
He introduced himself as the father of the boy she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and wanted to know why she did it.
“Well,” she said, “I got a call from my husband this morning. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend that he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary. Then, apparently, she stole all his money and stranded him there!
Well, he called me without a dollar and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So, that’s exactly what I did.”
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A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad
A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but were still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
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