My teenage niece, Elizabeth, was nervous as she took the wheel for her first driving lesson.
As she was pulling out of the parking lot, the instructor said, “Turn left here. And don’t forget to let the people behind you know what you’re doing.”
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Elizabeth turned to the students sitting in the back seat and announced, “I’m going to leave.”
A Blonde lady stood in line waiting to pay for her items.
At a store, a Blonde named Sally stood in line waiting to pay for her items.
Three men stood before her in the line. After 15 minutes Sally realized that the line wasn’t moving at all.
Sally shouted at the cashier, ‘Is this line going to take all day long?’
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The cashier replied, ‘Please step aside ma’am and come here. You are standing behind three mannequins.’
