A married couple in their 60s is visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
The wife says: “I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
Two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appear in her hand.
Husband says: “Sorry but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
Fairy waves wand and husband becomes 92.
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The moral of the story – men who are ungrateful scoundrels should remember fairies are female!!
A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
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With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
