A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are raking the yard.
The 6-year-old asks, “You know what…? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.”
The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues, “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with a$s.”
The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mum, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios”…
WHACK!
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mum locks him in his room and yells at him “You can stay here until I let you out”…
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, “What do YOU want for breakfast, young man”…?
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat a$$ it won’t be Cheerios”…
A little boy goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A class goes on a school field trip to a museum.
A little boy breaks a vase and then reads about its history.
He pretends it never happened.
The school went on with the field trip until security stopped the boy and confronted him.
The teacher asks the boy, “Why didn’t you tell someone you broke the vase.”
The boy replies, “I didn’t think it would matter, it said it was priceless.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
