Home Life A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are on a ship.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are on a ship.

3 women are on a ship that’s run out of fuel

There’s an island in the distance so the brunette decides to make a swim for it. She swims 100 meters but drowns.

The redhead decides to have a go. She swims 500 meters but drowns.

The blonde has no choice.

She gets in the water, swims 1 mile, and gets within 100 meters of the island.

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She cries “I’m too tired, I can’t make it.” And swims back to the ship.

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A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

A millionaire, a hard hat, and a cheapskate are at a bar…

When they get their beers, they notice a fly in each mug.

The millionaire politely asks the bartender for another beer, then sips the new one.

The hard hat spills out just enough to get rid of the fly and quaff the rest. I

t’s now the cheapskate’s turn: He sticks his hand into the beer, grabs the fly by the wings, and shouts:

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“Spit it out! Spit it out!”

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