A blonde man called an airline customer service desk asking if it was possible to fly with his dog on board.
“Sure,” the airline agent said, “as long as you provide your own kennel.”
She continued to explain that the kennel needed to be large enough for the dog to stand up, sit down, turn around, and roll over.
The customer was perplexed.
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“I’ll never be able to teach him all of that by tomorrow!”
Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle.
Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle.
During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone.
Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. “Mommy, it’s the minister,” he said to his mother.
From the kitchen, Johnny’s mom said, “Tell him I’ll call him back.”
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Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”
