A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise.
She ran out just in time to see a thief drive off in her car.
“Did you see their face?” her friends asked when she came back inside.
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“No, but it’s okay – I got the license plate number!”
A teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
The teacher asked Johnny to spell the word on the board
Little Johnny wasn’t very good at spelling.
One day, during a spelling exam, the teacher wrote the word “new” on the blackboard.
“Now,” she asked Johnny,
“what word would we have if we placed a “K” in the front?”
After thinking a few seconds,
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Johnny said, “Canoe?”
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