A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn, she rolled the dice and landed on “Science & Nature”.
Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?”
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She thought for a time, and then asked, “Is it on or off?”
A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars
A 6th-grade teacher posed the following problem to one of her arithmetic classes:
“A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?”
After a very long silence in the classroom, one little boy raised his hand.
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With complete sincerity in his voice, answered, “A lawyer!”
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