A man got a parking ticket.
A blonde was charged in court for parking his car on the wrong side of the road.
Judge: Why did you park your car in a no-parking area?
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Blonde: Your honor, the sign read, Fine for Parking. So I thought it was fine to park my car there!
A little squirrel clenched his hand into a fist.
I was walking through a forest the other day when I noticed a little squirrel sitting on a tree trunk. His right hand clenched into a fist.
“What have you got there? A hazelnut?”
He shook his head
“An almond then?”
He shook his head again.
“Is it a berry?”
“Nothing”
“Tell me, what is it?”
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“A cramp”
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