For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and puts it in a bottle of ethanol.
He then asks his students if it will dissolve.
A student raises his hand to answer.
Student: No it won’t dissolve sir.
Teacher: Good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?
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Student: You’re so cheap, there’s no way you would’ve sacrificed that $20.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans”
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
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A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
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