A Chinese man comes to Los Angeles for a vacation.
He arrives at LAX and gets a cab to take him to his hotel.
On the way, he sees a few buses and says to the taxi driver: “The buses here are so noisy and really slow… In China, the buses are very fast!”
The taxi driver says nothing.
Later, the Chinese tourist sees a marine with a few boats sailing by.
The driver kept silent and drove.
He comments again to the driver: “The boats here are so slow… in China, the boats are very fast!”
The driver said nothing and drove.
When they get to the hotel, the Chinese tourist gets out of the taxi and asks for the meter reading.
The driver calmly tells him the price and the man is startled.
“Are you kidding?” he yells, “Your buses are so slow, the boats are so slow. If everything else here is so slow then how come the meter of your taxi is so fast?!?”
The driver gives him a smile and says: “It’s made in China.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Man and a Cab Driver
A man was heading home from work.
Unfortunately, the bus was canceled so he had to call a cab.
While in the cab, he noticed that the driver was missing a turn at an intersection.
The man gently tapped the driver on his shoulder and said, “Sorry Sir, but…”
The cab driver shouted: “AAAAAAHHHH!” and lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 1 foot from a department store shop window.
For a full 3 seconds, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, “Look, never do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!”
The passenger apologized and said, “I had no idea that a little tap would scare you so much.”
The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. For 25 years I have been driving a hearse!”
No wonder he was surprised!
LOL!
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