A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.
His throat is dry so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.
He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.
The people of the town want to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.
He looks at everyone and says loud and clear,
“I’m going back to the bar for another drink and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”
After his confident speech, the man returned to the bar.
The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.
The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, and saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.
“Hey cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”
The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded, “I had to walk home.”
LOL!!! This joke is very funny!
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An Old Cowboy Walks Into a Barbershop in Montana
An old cowboy walks into a barbershop in Montana for a shave and a haircut.
He asked the barber: “Please take a good look at my face, you would see that I have hollow cheeks.”
He replied: “Yes, I can see from this far, that they are quite prominent.”
The old man: “No matter how hard I try, I never get a close shave. The bristle in my hollow cheeks always gave me a feeling that it was an incomplete shave.”
Barber replied: “Don’t worry, sir, I’ll give you the cleanest shave you’ve ever had.”
The old man sat down in a chair.
The barber after lathering his face gave him a small wooden ball and told him to put it in his mouth.
When Barber was shaving his right side of the face, he told him to move the ball towards his right cheek.
He continued to shave, after some time he said now moved the ball towards his left cheek.
The whole process continued until the shaving was completed.
Barber moved his hand all over the face of the old man, he seemed quite happy and satisfied, and told him, he could take out the ball from his mouth.
The old man to check his shave, moved his hand all over his face and expressed satisfaction.
He returned the wooden ball to the barber and gave him a generous tip.
As the old man was leaving, he casually inquired: “I’m just curious if someone accidentally swallowed the ball, what would you do?”
He responded with a subtle smile: “Sir, don’t worry, such things do happen quite often, but they return the ball the next day. The ball that you have used today, was returned to me last evening.”
LOL!!
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