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A Florida officer pulls over an 86 years old blonde woman

A Florida officer pulls over an eighty-six-year-old blonde woman because her hand signals were confusing.

“First you put your hand up like you’re turning right, then you wave your hand up and down, then you turn left,” said the officer.

“I decided not to turn right,” she explains.

“Then why the up and down?” asks the officer.

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“Officer,” she sniffs, “I was erasing!”

A blonde had just started a job.

A blonde had just started a job felling trees for a local contractor

When the day was over the contractor visited to see she’d only chopped down one tree.

The contractor asked the blonde what was wrong.

She said: “This saws no good boss, I worked all day but could only do one tree.”

“Let me take a look,” Says the contractor as he starts up the chainsaw.

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The blonde looks startled: “What’s that noise boss?”

 

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