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A grasshopper walks into a bar…

The bartender does a double take but complies and brings the grasshopper a beer.

After handing him his beer, the bartender says “You know we have a drink named after you”?.

The grasshopper looks up from his beer, shoots the bartender a quizzical look, and says

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“You got a drink named Ted”?

A guy gets shipwrecked on an island with a dog and a goat.

So a guy gets shipwrecked on an island with nothing but a dog and a goat.

As time passes, he decides he needs some action, and, well, the goats are not looking half bad.

However, anytime the man tries to make a move on the goat, the dog gets jealous, snaps at him, and won’t let him by.

Eventually, another shipwreck, this time carrying a blonde babe. Just absolutely gorgeous.

The man looks to the heavens, thank God for answering his prayers, then looks to the girl and says:

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“Would ya mind taking that dog for a walk?”

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