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A Guy Orders A Whiskey.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

Just before he takes a sip of his whiskey, a guy runs in and says, “Bill, your house burnt down!”

So he runs outside, but then he thinks, “I don’t have a house.”

So he goes back into the bar and takes a sip of his whiskey.

Another guy runs in and says, “Bill! Your dad died!”

He runs out of the bar, gets on his horse, and rides a little way, but then thinks, “I don’t have a dad.”

So he goes back to the bar and drinks most of his whiskey.

Then another guy runs in and says, “Bill! You won the lottery!”

So he runs out, gets on his horse, and rides all the way to the bank, but then he thinks, “My name’s not Bill.”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

A man walks into a bar and orders a whiskey.

When the bartender serves it up, he takes it out to the bench in front of the bar to drink it.

While he is enjoying his drink, a nun walks by and glares at him sourly. “How can you pollute your soul with the Devil’s drink like that?” she asks.

The man shrugs his shoulders. “It’s not the Devil, it’s just whiskey.”

“But it’s sinful and wicked!”

“So how do you know it’s so bad?” Have you ever tasted whiskey?”

“Of course not! My sisters and mother superior told me how evil drink is.”

“But how do they know? Have they ever had a drink?”

So they back and forth like this for a while, before at last, the nun relents. “Well, I guess if I were to try a sip of whiskey, I would better understand how it corrupts the soul. But it wouldn’t do for any of my sisters to come by here and see me drinking. Could you order me one in a teacup?”

The man agrees this is fair and walks inside to the barman.

“Two whiskeys, but put one in a teacup, please.”

The bartender slams his hand down on the bar and shouts, “Is that damn nun here again!?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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