A man complains to his wife about not having anyone to play golf with.
His wife said, “Well what about your friend Clyde?”
The man replied, “Would you want to play with someone who cheats on his score and moves the ball when you aren’t looking?”
“No, I guess not,” replied his wife.
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The man said, “Neither would Clyde.”
A guy walks into this bar and orders a Budweiser.
A guy walks into this bar and says, “Hey bartender, give me a Budweiser.”
After enjoying Bud, he notices two beautiful blondes at the end of the bar.
The man noticing his empty beer says, “Hey bartender, another Bud, and get those ladies at the end of the bar a drink on me.”
The bartender gives the man his Bud and says “Don’t bother getting those girls a drink, it won’t do you any good. You’re just wasting your time.”
The man says, “Naaa. Give em one on me.”
So the bartender pours the girls a drink and gives em to the blondes. The girls out of respect raise their glasses, in a sort of thank you and take a drink.
He walks over to the 2 blondes. He notices that the girls are empty again. So the man yells, “Hey bartender, how about another round over here?”
The two girls look up at him and one says, “It won’t do you any good. You’re just wasting your time.”
Well, the man was a little confused, and says, “The bartender said the same thing. What the hell does that mean I’m just wasting my time??”
The other blonde says, “Well we’re lesbians”
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The man now has a massive smile on his face and yells to the bartender, “Hey bartender, 3 beers for us lesbians!!!”
